Wednesday, August 8, 2012

HORMONES!!

Honestly, I don't know what is happening! Mom and Dad yell at me all the time because I hang around with Gimme Mom.... and Trekkie... and Val... and Mercy... and, well, ANY girl that comes across my path! I LOVE THEM ALL!! I can't help myself!! They are all so bee-a-u-tiful!! And so distracting. Oh my! One look at them and I can't think of anything else.

Trekkie, as you know, is my first love! She came with Mom & Dad to pick me up from Gramma. She's "older" as she is almost 6 years old. And she tells me that she has had that operation to make her not have babies. But I don't want babies, I just want loooooooooovvvveeee.

Gimme Mom, of course, is one of my housemates. She is a Great Dane and the mother of Val and Mercy. The puppies are only 12 weeks old but I love them too! They are girls aren't they?? And of course just stunning and lovely and girls and fun to be with and girls and ... wait, what was saying? Oh, right. How young they are <sigh>. I shouldn't be this excited to be with them, but they are GIRLS!! But they are so young. Dad just called me a child molester :-(.  I think he was joking, I'm not sure.... I'm not even sure what he meant. But I think it's because I won't leave the puppies alone. But look! LOOK! Look how cute, adorable, snuggly, and kissable they are!!





Don't YOU just want to love all over them??

I can't believe how distracting all the girls are! I want to be with them all the time! And hold them down and lick them to death <Laugh Laugh>!

Mom and Dad say it's because of my age - I am 10 months old now and maturing. They say I am getting hormones. I don't know if I like this part of maturing! But then again, I do <Laugh Laugh>. I don't like it a lot because I get yelled at all the time to "Leave Them Alone!!!" and "NO!!!!". But I'm happy I'm getting older and leaving puppyhood behind. I want to be an adult!

And did you know, that Great Dane puppies have their ears cropped? This is a surgery that the puppies go through so their ears stand erect. That is why they are wearing tape on their ears in the picture here. I love licking their ears. And of course when I do, I get even more "Leave Them Alone!!!" and "NO!!!!". Something about if the ears get wet then they won't heal correctly because the tape will have to come off and be started all over again... But I love the girls and then the tape gets all gooey and Mom and Dad have to redo them (again).

And don't forget Trekkie! Trekkie loves me back! I know she does! Who could not love a handsome, young, stud like me? I don't care if she can't have babies! She's a girl and my heart and I can't live without her. Unless Gimme-Mom is in the room. Then, and only then, will I probably give myself over to another other than Trekkie. But maybe not.... If I could have them both.... And believe me, I have tried and tried!! Laugh Laugh!!

I know Mom worries about what will happen when Gimme Mom comes into season again. She hasn't come into season since the puppies were born and this next one will be the first since I "matured" and got hormones. I'll try to behave, I promise! But just let me near Gimme Mom just once... that's all I need <Laugh Laugh>.

See? You see the dilemma I have? So many girls, so little time, so many hormones!!

Happy Dreams internet pups! I'll be dreaming of GIRLS!!

Alf
(Rest In Peace to my Mommy - BISS GCH Copper Mtn's Windstorm HOF)